I woke up at 4 am to go to the bathroom, sleepily noted that there was a new, strange box sitting nestled in my clothes hamper, which had been turned over.
I forgot about it as soon as I was out of the bathroom, hey at that hour of the morning, I ain't remembering anything.
I woke up at 8 am, went to the bathroom, and while I was sitting on the throne, that box jiggled.
