Sunday, December 18, 2011

Could The Parents of Not Me and I Didn't Do It Come Get Your Child?

Don't all parents have an extra, unseen child named Nobody?

Or even better, I Didn't Do It?

Yeah, well, both Nobody and I Didn't Do It visited us last night and spilled an entire new bottle of my coffee creamer out in the fridge.

Oh man, that was a sticky, runny mess.

I just waited until this morning to clean it up, and I loathe cleaning that fridge.

Monday, December 05, 2011

"You’ve been upgraded from a fish bowl to the porcelain whirlpool. Bon voyage, my friend. 💔🐠🚽 #ToiletFarewell"

Cowboy went into work at 12 p.m.

I piddled around all day.

The house was clean, and the laundry was caught up except for Badger's bedding, which I've worked on all day.

With the kids at school and Cowboy gone during the day, I don't really have much to do.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Kick Flu Before it Kicks You

Raven, Heron, and Badger didn't go to school today.

It was our annual flu shot time.

They took them like champs.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Coughing and sneezing like a pro

Cowboy replaced our front porch columns today.

The old columns were rotted and falling apart, and several generations of children coming through this house had graffiti'd them badly, so the new ones are a welcome change.

He made some out of metal at the plant, put them up, and painted them while I was swooning in my bed.

It improves the look of the porch 100%, and these take up less room.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

“If I could trade places and hurt instead of you, I would in a heartbeat.”

The school nurse sent Badger home from school today because she was in so much pain.

She thinks the ER has missed a break in her collarbone.

I was reluctant to send her to school as it was, but she doesn't have an excused absence.

Monday, April 25, 2011

I Fought The Law [Of Gravity] And The Law Won

Badger had a pretty bad skateboarding accident tonight.

I couldn't get a hold of Cowboy at work, so Raven drove us to the ER, which was an adventure in itself.

The ER said it's just a sprained ligament and a bit of road rash, but she's OK.